Eats Enters Eastern Teresa, should I ever anagram Earnest! 2016 a fine sexual vintage and Earnest gets his Christmas Bonus

Now that I’ve tried to talk to you and make you understand  All you have to do is close your eyes  And just reach out your hands and touch me  Hold me close don’t ever let me go I asked Earnest to choose the lyrics to accompany this delayed blog post he chose Extreme, More… Read More Eats Enters Eastern Teresa, should I ever anagram Earnest! 2016 a fine sexual vintage and Earnest gets his Christmas Bonus

Do you know how much it hurts when you stand on a butt plug?

Love your curves and all your edges All your perfect imperfections As we enter the final month of this year and we are hurtling towards closure I reflect on both this blog and my lovers.  This blog was a snapshot of my life, most of my writings remain unpublished.  My main lover Earnest, along with… Read More Do you know how much it hurts when you stand on a butt plug?

Alice’s Sexualem Subactam with Leo’s Largifical List – her honest sex list last year to the present day……………

Is the sun the same as yesterday’s or is this fire different from that fire? How do we thank the clouds for their fleeting abundance? From where does the thundercloud come with its black sacks of tears? Where are all those names sweet as cakes of yesteryear? This is a poignant blog post in many… Read More Alice’s Sexualem Subactam with Leo’s Largifical List – her honest sex list last year to the present day……………

Earnest rides again and again. Onanism and who dares wins………..

 It’s time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again. Today is Thursday and at 11.30 am I am eating cold Chinese Takeaway from the night before, and contemplating a delicious day of nothingness,  home alone until 11pm.  I have turned down an invitation this afternoon as I… Read More Earnest rides again and again. Onanism and who dares wins………..

Lapsed Catholic Wife Simply Revealed – Whilst Earnest is Away She shall Play

Weight gain 2lb – blamed on Earnest.  Chocolates 1 box of Thorntons Summer Collection.     Two bars of Aero Mint,  10 red sherbet chews. 5 crisps and one packet of pitta chips It is Friday evening and I am being driven home from visiting by my husband, my dog on my lap (she runs… Read More Lapsed Catholic Wife Simply Revealed – Whilst Earnest is Away She shall Play

KINGSTON MAN – A favourite dish on the menu

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.  Woody Allen I have met with Kingston Man  as frequently as possible, a tall blonde dish of delight, unctuous, ripe and ready, he is as delicious as a piece of baklava, layers and layers of lightness stuffed filled with… Read More KINGSTON MAN – A favourite dish on the menu