Have Spreader Bar, Vibrator and Jewelled Butt Plug will travel – Trains, buses and automobiles

Filth, I’m glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. – Tom Lehrer, Smut I am going to meet a new lover, one who I have been speaking to for some time, we have met briefly for a drink and connected.  We have exchanged emails with scenarios… Read More Have Spreader Bar, Vibrator and Jewelled Butt Plug will travel – Trains, buses and automobiles

Rio Sex and Sauna exhausted – too many willies and not enough winkles

Rosalita, jump a little higher  Senorita, come sit by my fire  I just want to be your lover, ain’t no liar  Rosalita, you’re my stone desire It is our Anniversary week, the anniversary of the first face to face meeting so therefore Earnest and I have decided on a visit to Rios the Naturist Spa… Read More Rio Sex and Sauna exhausted – too many willies and not enough winkles

I am a wife, a mother and a lover to four men (thanks to Ashley Madison) – this time last year!

THIS POST WAS WRITTEN IN JUNE 2015 – AND I FELT AS I AM COMING UP TO VARIOUS ANNIVERSARIES THAT IT HAD A RIGHT TO BE SEEN One foot onto the ice I hold my breath And try to believe I am a happily married wife and mother to several children.  They are all normal,… Read More I am a wife, a mother and a lover to four men (thanks to Ashley Madison) – this time last year!

OPPORTUNITY COCKS AND MENS RELUCTANCE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR COCK A HOOPS

  Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy, It’s divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world’s biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your… Read More OPPORTUNITY COCKS AND MENS RELUCTANCE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR COCK A HOOPS